Thursday, April 24, 2008

The Strike is OVER, it's time to LIVE BLOG!

Good evening friends, as some of you know, McFiance and I get married in 9 short days. So, while you all go and try to find good presents for us, I present to you the first Grey's Blog since the strike started, and the last one for at least a few weeks.

When we last left the good people of Grey's, McBitchy was all pissed that McDreamy liked the nurse (I really don't remember her name, let's pray they keep her though, because honestly, I love any women characters that Meredith Grey hates). Speaking of, Sexy Lexie was upset too, but we feel bad for her because she had to watch after Meredith's dad be all drunk and crazy while Meredith was a drunken whore in college.

Alright, here we go:

8:00 p.m: A recap, and, guess what, it sucks ass and is not NEAR as funny as mine was. Not near. Oh, btw, this ep is entitled "Where The Wild Things Are". I think the asnwer to that is Meredith's dorm room in college, I could be wrong.

8:04: Eric Dane and McDreamy are talking about the fact that the Nurse, who apparently has a bit of class, because she doesn't randomly sleep with boys, like, say, McBitchy, and who anticipation is better than sex. (I disagree, but, I like that the Nurse isn't a whore).

8:07: We learn that competition is an orgasm for Izzie, nice.

8:08: A really banged up car, which apparently was attacked by Mountain Cougars shows up, shit, entrails are falling out. And we get the best quote of the night, so far "intestines in the hands"

During the commercial break we learn that will smith has a new movie coming out, which, sadly, is not a big screen adaption of Fresh Prince. Sad, no work for Carlton that isn't Celebrity Fit Club.

8:11: BEARS! It was a damn bear cub and his mother, SHIT. Nasty shit. I can tell you what, I just saw MY brother last week, I am glad no BEARS were involved.

8:12: Izzie has a shit patient, which may be Cheech, I am not sure.

8:13: SEXY LEXIE, who, I love, is hanging out with George, and apparently Izzie and George are still having problems. I wish they would find more for her to do than pine after kerev.

8:15: NEWLYWEDS, awwww nice, although the 10 day thing does seem a bit odd, and he was smooth, "I'll miss you while you're gone". Nice, very very nice. This chick is cute, she should not be so insecure, and yes she does look crazy, and YES that's her skull cut off!

Commercials, Iron Man comes up, man, I think ABC must own stock in Super Hero flicks, someone, look this up for me.

8: 21: Meredith gives Derek some NASTY ass looks, NASTY ass, and McSteamy is apparently Pro Meredith. I don't think this is very real, guys would not do this with each other, not at all. They support current girl more than past girl, but since this show is written by a woman, I will forgive the unguy like acting.

8:23: Cheech is freaking out on Izzie, totally, because she is trying to score points in some odd former intern game that does not involve sleeping with each other, so, in some regards, that's ok, but, I don't get Izzie with Cheech.

8:24: Meredith is STARTING TO FREAK OUT. She is comparing the guy who attacked the bear who married his rebound girl to McDreamy, and she is being bitchy about it. Apparently she doesn't need a reason to talk to Derek even though, clearly, she does.

8:29: The Nurse is quite nice and being very very flirty with Lexie, claims she loves Derek, and Meredith overhears. Lexie tries to be a bit funny with Meredith, who, of course, yells at her to stop stealing things.

8:31: The CHIEF of medicine is endorsing this POINTS game that DOES NOT help patients. I never, EVER, EVER want to be at a learning hospital.

8:33: Cheech is still fucked up, and damn if izzie isn't being a wack job about it, wow, this girl, NUTS, and he is getting a SPINAL TAP, this is nuts, I mean god, if i get an ankle sprain and I get a spinal tap I would be super pissed. Also, I would hope my insurance would cover it.

8:35: Before yet ANOTHER commerical break, meredith figures the bear guy who married his mid life crisis may have a tumor, I may be angry if she is right, I don't know yet.

Recap: A guy marries a woman he knew for 10 days, the two of them go to the woods with his brother, and he decides to act out of character, and touch a bear cub, his brother, gets his guts evicerated. He also starts writing really small, SO McBitchy decides TUMOR, because she is hoping that the Tumor is what is wrong with Derek cause he is diggin on the NURSE. She may be right. Also, Speed Racer looks amazing.

8:40: I like the trashy waitress, I hate Meredith Grey, and I am praying for no tumor.

8:43: Izzie is still trying to find stuff wrong with the ankle guy, and George and her still have no chemistry, and George, I don't know, I am losing him, he isn't that fun any more.

8:44: Brain TUMOR IS CONFIRMED! That really sucks, super sucky.

8:45: The bear brother dies, which is super super sad. His brother, with the tumor, is pretty self loathing about the whole situation.

8:52: After a 7 minute commercial, Meredith tells the trashy waitress that she doesn't know if she is a sympton of a tumor. I MEAN, COME ON. An emotionally distraught woman, comes to a doctor, and asks "does my husband love me, or is this the tumor?" Her response, "I don't know".

8:54: I LOVE THE SPARKLE PAGER, wow, what a great idea, and, shit, I can't wait to see this Bitch abuse this power. WOW, just wow.

8:55: ROSE! We get her name, finally, I forgot it, and it is Nurse Rose. McSteamy also wants some more Manpanion time with McDreamy. Bro's over ho's, bro's over ho's.

9:00: Also, a pretty pretty crappy ending, because, I mean, I kind of think that Lexi and George might hook up, in a roach house. It is very strange, but I don't know, it is very strange. Also, Meredith is quite quite quite freaky around Derek, after she sees him kissing up on Rose.

Off to final wedding planning, see you all in a few weeks!

Friday, April 18, 2008

An Update - Of Sorts

I am sorry.

All 4 of you that read this, I am very sorry.

I have been neglecting my blogging, in a horrible way. The strike is over, Big Brother 9 is almost over (go Ryan!) and sadly, I have not been blogging at all.

We have new BSG, new Office, new scrubs. All of these are amazing things, amazing things that I should be blogging about, but, I am not.

I am not because I am preparing to wed McFiance (14 days, whoa). So, I will try my best to blog between now and then, and, I promise you, that next week, when McBitchy herself, Meredith Grey returns to us, I will be blogging.

Oh yes, I will be blogging.