All By Myself

That is the episode title of tonight's Grey's Anatomy. Sadly, McWife is at work, I am watching it all by myself, very sad. Because this is the last new episode of Grey's Anatomy until 2009, you get it, LIVE BLOG STYLE!

All times listed are central time, and yes, we have snow in the central plains.

8:00: A montage of shots from Seattle, and, guess what, a horrible narration by McBitchy, about who gets the first solo surgery. My money is on Meredith, we will see. Apparently Lexie can read lips, which I guess is good for her, but, shit, Lexie should be doing so much more. God, she's hot.

I also think it is crappy that Yang can't do it, that sucks. Kerev makes a great Helen Keller joke, Lexie points to a random ass person.

8:03: The Chief announces that Yang got picked by every single attending, and, since her interns were cutting each other, Yang has to pick the winner.

8:04: Yang has to show around the President of the 12 colonies, aka the new doctor from battlestar galactica, but, Izzie is still seeing Denny, and it is the strangest shit, because Karev is trying to kiss on Izzie, and fake Denny is just odd ass shit.

8:06: Sexy Lexie goes up to Sloan, talks about sex, and Sloan freaks out about it. But then invites her into coffee duty. Miranda and Sloan will do the surgery together, I bet Sloan pulls it off. the woman who can't talk, I know her from somewhere, but I cannot imagine where. I will figure it out as this goes on, but it was in a show, and I cannot figure out which one.

8:08: McBitchy explains to her party girl friend, that, on the job, they can't be friends. Guess what? She hates being a sister, and hates being a friend. Want to know what she likes? booze and sex with married men, while being emotionally distant, while, at the same time, thinking grand gestures like creating a house out of candles, and then refusing to move into that house are not, you know, cruel things to do. I fucking hate her.

8:09: Sisters come into the ER, one of them got into an accident, they are 15 and 16 and hate each other. If one dies, I will be sad.

8:11: George is lobbying Yang, and, got to tell you, here is no way he is getting this shit. No Way. Also, we learn Christina spits, poor poor Doctor Journeyman, no one likes a spitter.

8:13; The younger sister says "I hope you die" while they are taking the older one to the CAT scan. Guess what? This is a shitty writing device known as FORESHADOW. The sister either will die, and the 15 year old will blame herself, or she won't die, after a heart to heart. It is Grey's, she will die.

8:14: Yang finds the socially awkward President of the 12 colonies, who is just odd, and grunts and shit. I like her better on Battlestar, a far better show in every way.

8:16: Frak, the speechless girl is apparently a blogger. I can respect that, she probably has a better blog than I do, but, I can talk, and, you know, have something of a life. I am also not a fake character on television.

8:17: Callie and new girl might be flirting. i can't tell with women. I need to find this out. Holly, the older sister of the two girls then begins to crash, and really looks like SHIT. But, McDreamy is there, and, guess what, he'll do her brain surgery, she may live.

Oddly, I have to wonder if this much brain surgery happens from ER visits in a given day. Honestly, McDreamy is constantly slicing into heads, which is fine, but hell, does Seattle have that many brain surgeries?

Little sister screams, as we go to commercial break. Shop at Target.

8:21: McBitchy and my girl Yang have an awkward ass talk, you can tell the Bitch wants this shit, and now, she is trying to talk the younger sister into not feeling guilty about wishing for her older sister to die. Kerev gets a chance to work on the brain, and may have fucked it up. The special effects on this show are great, the brain started to change color, it was weird ass shit.

8:23: Callie and sloan talk about hot interns, and Sloan clearly wants to nail Lexie, hard. I really wish he would do it.

8:25: The girl is brain dead. Apparently, fixed one wound opened up the other, and she is a total goner. The President is insensitive in talking about organ donation, and then, COMMERCIALS!

8:28: Kerev is trying to kiss Yang's ass, and drops the kiss ass routine, and lists what he knows, about that surgery. Yang talks to Dr. Journeyman about it, and he says go with your gut, and makes a really really cute comment to her. Then awkward lesbian stuff. Argh.

8:30: Izzie is having sex with her imaginary Denny, which is just creepy ass odd. i am sorry, until someone else sees this guy, it is fucking bizzare.

8:31: Lexie and Sadie are chatting it up big time, and Sadie tells her Sloan wants her, and, Lexie kind of likes it, and well, I don't know how I like it yet. Then, Miranda and Sloan, work on the new voice.

8:34: The little sister is in denial, and Meredith stands up to Dr. President Rosalyn in a non offensive way. Holly is dead, her little sister is crying, and then, another commercial. Shit.

8:39: Izzie decides to Lobby Yang, so yes, everyone now has. She is talking to Yang about her fake sex with her fake dead fiance, and, yes, she sounds terribly creepy. We still have no clue if the surgery on the voiceless woman worked, but her husband yells at her, and damn, I know I have seen her in other shit before.

8:41: Yang walks to the board, and writes one name on it, and, it is Karev, and Meredith is pissed. Karev goes to find Izzie and gives a really great speech to Izzie, and honestly I feel bad for him for the first time ever, because Izzie is flat out crazy, and he is pouring his heart out to a CRAZY damn woman. She is looking at him like she pitys him, and he asks her to scrub in with him. Then Denny makes a funny about alex.

I really don't know where the storyline is going here. I mean, I understand, give Izzie good material, but she is fucking crazy at this point, and I would love to see her, you know , be in a love triangle with a real boy, rather than this. Frak.

8:49: Back from commercial, and the little sister is still with her brain dead ssiter, and, Meredith, is giving her a really good speech about her sister loving her, I hope she tells lexie that she loves her, because she certainly doesn't act like it....ever.

8:51: McBitchy and McDreamy talk at the board, and the Dreamboat is sick to death about losing the 16 year old, but he does tell McBitchy to talk to Yang.

8:52: lexie and the voiceless woman are talking a bit, and she is happy that it seems to have worked. She can say Hi at least, which was more than Helen Keller (sorry, Karev made one earlier, I feel like I get to make one now).

8:54: Yang and Meredith have it out, and I think Yang may be right here, and then she tells off the group, and, again, she may be right. I mean, Yang did get picked, and right before she breaks down, Journeyman helps out.

8:55: Meredith and Alex have a heart to heart about the surgery, and again, she gives him the pe talk, and izie shows up to scrub in with him, and he calms down right away.

8:56: The Journeyman takes Yang down to the steam room, and she sort of loves the vent a little TOO much. I hate her giggle. It sucks. They kiss.

8:57: Lexie shows up at Sloans place, and walks right in, and starts taking off her clothes, saying "teach me" over and over and over, and sloan goes right after her. Also, I think Lexie might be a little bad. Just a little.

8:59: Meredith voice over, more lesbian awkwardness, flashes of kissing and sex, and we see the older sister get her organs harvested, as Kerev does the first solo surgery, as Izzie sees dead Denny, and Alex makes his first cut.

Then, the show is over, and Lexie and Sloan are totally doing it.

She is Bad.

See you next year.